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Qualification 

Physical proof of one’s acceptance within an organisation, fellowship, profession or field of study.
Before we can accept you as a member, we will need to see your qualification.
Qualification by Rebel33 March 21, 2022

qualification 

slang for smokey white devil
crack. aka primo
yo you got any qualification on you

Qualification to sing with akon 

Having sex in the last 30 minuets (from Lonely Island and Akon song "I Just had Sex")
"Since I had sex twenty minutes ago, I have passed the qualification to sing with Akon."

National 3 Hole Qualification Day 

Celebrated on April 14th, two months after Valentine's Day and one month after Steak and BJ Day, this is a holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!
Joe: "Hey it's April 14th! I'm going to head home to celebrate National 3 Hole Qualification Day!"

John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."

Quilification 

(n) The process of systematically replacing standard office stationary with quills and parchment.
"I'm sick of this bloody quilification, Algernon! It takes five times longer to write anything since they took away all our pens and computers!"
Quilification by macduy April 1, 2009

quocification

the realization of a real person having qualities stereotyped by queer tumblr original characters

other related terms: quocified, quocifying
"do you ever feel like you look or belong in a tumblr oc reference sheet?"

1.) "Yeah dude, thats quocification"

2.) "Hey dude, try on this maid outfit"

"Dont quocify me"

3.) "The quocified person resembled a goth Ms Frizzle"
quocification by Sunyvila February 16, 2023