Someone who, after the occurence of a minor earthquake, takes it upon themself to
check every website, newspaper, and TV station, for news on the
said earthquake and pass the info on to friends or anyone else who
will listen for that matter, and perceives it as a major historical event.
Person 1: Hey, I think my house
shook last night.
Weird hey?
Persone 2: It totally did dude, I checked the news,
google and radio it was a 2.1. No major injuries or damage were sustained.
Person 1: Cara, you're a total quakemeister.