quaffing 

Its like drinking, but you spill more.

With 3 pints to go and only 2 minutes before they would be thrown out of the pub (bar), quaffing was a given.

They quaffed their ale with gusto!

quaffing by FanBoy Alex September 14, 2005

quaffing 

Traditionally refers to drinking alcoholic beverages. Some nog, perhaps. To go "quaffing" together is a reference to drinking or wassailing. In modern terms, quaffing still refers to drinking, though heavily. "Quaffing" is also used in some circles in a more vulgar manner.

Laughing, quaffing all together.
Fa la la la...

quaffing by J*Dub December 28, 2005

quaffing 

Used like "fucking", but used to refer to something stupid. Can be used in many forms, including, quaffer,

Get your quaffing ass over here now

God Summer, stop quaffing around!

I totally saw you with that quaffer, you bastard!

quaffing by Axl Foley February 22, 2005

Nectar quaffing 

Drinking nectar in a posh manner, a way of expressing high social status and satisfaction with one's life.

"Yet A is happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Nectar quaffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Ever joyous, ever gay,
Happy, undeserving A!" -The Mikado

Nectar quaffing by Sir Arthur Sullivan October 12, 2010

Quaffling 

The process of angrily masturbating. Also known as the "solo anger bang." Usually done after an unsuccessful trip to the clubs while your roommate is banging someone.

guy 1: Dude you haven't danced with anyone tonight!
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.

Quaffling by NotGriffin March 2, 2010

quoffing 

Present participle of quoff, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe (also quof or quoaf).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoffing and splattering urine everywhere.

quoffing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

quiffing 

a physics teacher playing a makeshift guitar made out of a plastic box and elastic bands using a badly damaged violin bow

the physics teacher has been quiffing for an hour

quiffing by obvsval February 21, 2023