With 3 pints to go and only 2 minutes before they would be thrown out of the pub (bar), quaffing was a given.
They quaffed their ale with gusto!
They quaffed their ale with gusto!
by FanBoy Alex September 14, 2005
Get the quaffing mug.Traditionally refers to drinking alcoholic beverages. Some nog, perhaps. To go "quaffing" together is a reference to drinking or wassailing. In modern terms, quaffing still refers to drinking, though heavily. "Quaffing" is also used in some circles in a more vulgar manner.
by J*Dub December 28, 2005
Get the quaffing mug.Used like "fucking", but used to refer to something stupid. Can be used in many forms, including, quaffer,
Get your quaffing ass over here now
God Summer, stop quaffing around!
I totally saw you with that quaffer, you bastard!
God Summer, stop quaffing around!
I totally saw you with that quaffer, you bastard!
by Axl Foley February 22, 2005
Get the quaffing mug.Drinking nectar in a posh manner, a way of expressing high social status and satisfaction with one's life.
"Yet A is happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Nectar quaffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Ever joyous, ever gay,
Happy, undeserving A!" -The Mikado
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Nectar quaffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Ever joyous, ever gay,
Happy, undeserving A!" -The Mikado
by Sir Arthur Sullivan October 12, 2010
Get the Nectar quaffing mug.The process of angrily masturbating. Also known as the "solo anger bang." Usually done after an unsuccessful trip to the clubs while your roommate is banging someone.
guy 1: Dude you haven't danced with anyone tonight!
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.
by NotGriffin March 2, 2010
Get the Quaffling mug.Present participle of quoff, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe (also quof or quoaf).
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoffing and splattering urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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