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The best car in the world, able to go anywhere!
It's a FWD and still can skrt skrt the shit out of any car.
John: Wow, did that Pajero climbed that mountain on it's own?
Sam: Nope. A Pajero could never climb anything.
John: so what happened?
Sam: It got dragged by the Qashqai.
John: Makes sense.
Qashqai by Toni Estriki February 13, 2020
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QashQai-Phobic 

Defined Hatred Fear or Disbelief of the driving ability of a qashqaiowner
"what car driver do you hate the most?"

"B***ard Qashqai drivers, they drive like they'll live till they're 300. Im QashQai-Phobic!"
QashQai-Phobic by anonymous March 21, 2021
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Nissan Qashqai 

The Nissan Qashqai or Known in America, the Rouge Sport, is a small car, maybe smaller than the Nissan Juke, if tuned very well, can whip butts of American cars, like the butt kicked vette.
Someone in Europe made a Gtr powered Qashqai that went 222mph and 1100 hp
MSRP: From $21,420
Dimensions: 172″ L x 72″ W x 63″ H
MPG: Up to 25 city / 32 highway
Horsepower: 141 hp
Cargo volume: 19.9 to 22.9 ft³, 53.3 to 61.1 ft³ with seat area
Fuel tank capacity: 14.5 gal
P1-Damn, is that your Nissan Qashqai?
P2- No this is my Rouge Sport
P1- Oh,
Nissan Qashqai by killerPVPmaster November 8, 2017

Qashairy 

A strong and handsome man. Qashairy is a man with large penis and always has girls around him.
Lana : OMG why are there so many girls around that boy?
James : Oh, that's Qashairy.
Qashairy by sparkly boom November 23, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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