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The Qaramistos are hybrid creatures of Pingasorian legends. They are said to be guardians of the peoples' homes, because they bring gifts to loved ones and take revenge on those who threaten them. Their colors depend on what type of they're based on.
- Red for reptiles (lizards, snakes, crocodiles, turtles, etc.)
- Yellow for carnivorans (tigers, bears, wolves, seals, etc.)
- Green for ungulates (cattle, giraffes, elephants, rhinos, etc.)
- Blue for sea creatures (sharks, whales, dolphins, octopuses, etc.)
- Purple for birds (eagles, hawks, turkeys, owls, etc.)
- Pink for amphibians (frogs, toads, newts, salamanders)
- Orange for rodents (rats, beavers, porcupines, squirrels, etc.) as well as rabbits, hedgehogs, shrews, bats, moles, and hyraxes
- Brown for primates (monkeys, apes, gorillas, lemurs, etc.)
- Cyan for arthropods (insects, beetles, scorpions, shrimps, etc.)
- Gold for marsupials (kangaroos, koalas, possums, bandicoots, etc.)
- Gray for xenarthrans (armadillos, sloths, anteaters) as well as pangolins and aardvarks
- Tan for monotremes (echidnas, platypuses)
- Red for reptiles (lizards, snakes, crocodiles, turtles, etc.)
- Yellow for carnivorans (tigers, bears, wolves, seals, etc.)
- Green for ungulates (cattle, giraffes, elephants, rhinos, etc.)
- Blue for sea creatures (sharks, whales, dolphins, octopuses, etc.)
- Purple for birds (eagles, hawks, turkeys, owls, etc.)
- Pink for amphibians (frogs, toads, newts, salamanders)
- Orange for rodents (rats, beavers, porcupines, squirrels, etc.) as well as rabbits, hedgehogs, shrews, bats, moles, and hyraxes
- Brown for primates (monkeys, apes, gorillas, lemurs, etc.)
- Cyan for arthropods (insects, beetles, scorpions, shrimps, etc.)
- Gold for marsupials (kangaroos, koalas, possums, bandicoots, etc.)
- Gray for xenarthrans (armadillos, sloths, anteaters) as well as pangolins and aardvarks
- Tan for monotremes (echidnas, platypuses)
You know what the Pingasorians say: "Resqeđ pür los Qaramistos!" That means "Saved by the Qaramistos!"
Qaramistos by I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"! January 28, 2020
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flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!