quote me 

a common phrase used to mean "remember this" or "take note of what i'm about to say"

possibly used when predicting future events, thus putting across the opinion that you said it first, and therefore are an uber cool and respected person.

alternatively just used as a means of emphasising a point.

philip oddie will one day end world poverty once and for all. quote me.

i love philip oddie and his cool cats. quote me.

quote me by phubbs July 8, 2009

Don’t quote me on that 

A phrase said after a statement a person is not sure is correct

Reporter: Sir! Can you name the mayor of New York City?
Richard: Uh, Bruce Wayne, but don’t quote me on that.

Don’t quote me on that by UgLy BiRdMaNN October 25, 2017

Don’t quote me on that 

A phrase said after a statement a person’s not sure if it is correct

-“Can you name the president of Argentina?”
-“Uh, Mauricio Macri, but don’t quote me on that”

Don’t quote me on that by 24/7 July 28, 2018

don't qoute me on that 

After trying to remember facts to relay to someone else, if one is unsure of the accuracy of the memorised facts, it is wse to add after saying them the above phrase.

I think the soviet army lost 7 million people in WWII, but don't qoute me on that. I may be getting it confused with total losses.

don't qoute me on that by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

quote of meerkats 

a quote of meerkats is a group or family of meerkats

a single meerkat is a Sergei, a group is a quote of meerkats

quote of meerkats by feemay November 12, 2013

Hello, you're quite good at turning me on 

This term, "Hello, you're quite good at turning me on" originated back 200 years ago in the time of the olympians. This term can be used as a 'pickup- line' attempt, and usually results with a slap in the face. On rare occasions it may be worse, for example: you may be kicked in the genitals, but do not fear, the pain will go away quickly, due to the fact that you will be unconscious.

"hello, name, you're quite good at turning me on"

*KICK*

*THUMP*

Hello, you're quite good at turning me on by Paolo Vella January 13, 2007

quotemeister 

A person who quotes themselves

My boss Duane Pietryga made up this quote and uses it in his email signature...
"When service is exceptional, equipment cost is irrelevant" - D. Pietryga.

He is a quotemeister.

quotemeister by princesslindsmichelle January 18, 2010