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When a retard misspells won’t
Retard types: I qon’t ne albe oto ytpe orf lonher

Non retard types: I can type that you are idiotic
Retard types: ayaAyAa
Qon’t by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020
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Qondeezy • Qoner • Qonit • Qonita • QON • Qon’t • Qonaimeh • QOnan • Qonce • Qoncrete

Eye - Qon 

Usually a wooden stick or other cylinder shaped object that is typical in adjacentuse as a metaphor to express the phrase “A pain in the ass”.
Hey Nico, get that Eye - Qon out of your ass.
Eye - Qon by G'zuz Chryst August 5, 2006

Tai Qon Do

A kind of self-defense, mainly originated in Asian countries.
At camp, my counselor showed us basic tai qon do.
Tai Qon Do by Fedfan22 June 6, 2018

Qontrol Group 

Americans who have refused to get the Covid vaccine because of brainwashing by Q. By doing so, they are acting as a control group in a uniquely American experiment, watched on by the rest of the world.
The Qontrol Group's high death rates helped the world to see the effectiveness of the covid vaccines

qonservative

A Trump-worshipping, immigrant-hating, Jewish space-laser fearing QAnon cult member who seeks to “conserve” the stolen election Big Lie and the Trumpian 21st century Dolchstoßlegende (stab-in-the-back) myth against all evidence and reason.
Qonservative Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene cheated on her husband of 25 years with a polyamorous tantric sex guru and a gym manager before she found salvation in QAnon.
qonservative by Qutiepie February 15, 2021
Qonk also known as the proper name for Cola. is the high class word for coca cola pronounced Konk
( Waiter ) Hello sir what drink would you like with your food, ( upper class citizen ) I would fancy a fine Qonk with this meal.
Qonk by 122HUNTER221 April 24, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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