QON

Acronym- Quite Obviously Not.
Used by lazy people over the internet or IM services

Are you friends with them?- QON!!

by MissFirestarter July 8, 2010

Qon’t

When a retard misspells won’t

Retard types: I qon’t ne albe oto ytpe orf lonher

Non retard types: I can type that you are idiotic
Retard types: ayaAyAa

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020

Eye - Qon

Usually a wooden stick or other cylinder shaped object that is typical in adjacentuse as a metaphor to express the phrase “A pain in the ass”.

Hey Nico, get that Eye - Qon out of your ass.

by G'zuz Chryst August 5, 2006

Tai Qon Do

A kind of self-defense, mainly originated in Asian countries.

At camp, my counselor showed us basic tai qon do.

by Fedfan22 June 6, 2018

Qontrol Group

Americans who have refused to get the Covid vaccine because of brainwashing by Q. By doing so, they are acting as a control group in a uniquely American experiment, watched on by the rest of the world.

The Qontrol Group's high death rates helped the world to see the effectiveness of the covid vaccines

by America is the bad place October 17, 2021

qonservative

A Trump-worshipping, immigrant-hating, Jewish space-laser fearing QAnon cult member who seeks to “conserve” the stolen election Big Lie and the Trumpian 21st century Dolchstoßlegende (stab-in-the-back) myth against all evidence and reason.

Qonservative Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene cheated on her husband of 25 years with a polyamorous tantric sex guru and a gym manager before she found salvation in QAnon.

by Qutiepie February 15, 2021

Qonk

Qonk also known as the proper name for Cola. is the high class word for coca cola pronounced Konk

( Waiter ) Hello sir what drink would you like with your food, ( upper class citizen ) I would fancy a fine Qonk with this meal.

by 122HUNTER221 April 24, 2021