Slang term for a type of masochistic masturbation. Named after the splittercore Mr.Q8 produces, it is done by jacking off at such an inconceivable force and speed that you end up completely skinning your dick, or worse. Some people accidentally do this when trying to finish faster and end up with irreversible dick damage.
1. As the nerd was masturbating to guro he decided to mimic the idea and began to Q8 it. He doesn't masturbate anymore.
2. The people who made this site must love to Q8 for not letting me post the last revision of these examples. :(
An internet emoticon that resembles a smiling man with a mustache wearing a hat and glasses. Sometimes called Doink-Doink Dude in certain regions of Broward County, South Florida.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.