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the most offensive word you can say to someone
you're such a Q word
Q word by Odeser July 26, 2024
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"Q" Word 

The "Q" Word(Q=Quiet) is a word known in the Emergency Services as a punishable offensive word. Whenever the word is muttered, the night (Or day) becomes flooded with emergency calls.
"Man it sure is quiet tonight..."
"Why'd you just say the "Q" Word, dude?!"

*Gong/ Emergency tones go off*
*Back to station*
*Gong/ Emergency tones go off*
*Back to station*
*Gong/ Emergency tones go off*
*Back to station*
*Gong/ Emergency tones go off*
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"Q" Word by Natatha January 21, 2009
the q word (standing for quiet) is a term used on stan twitter, mainly used to jinx a cascade of events that'll crash stan twitter
Oh no, they used the q-word on tl
q-word by UnchaningYourPillow May 10, 2021

The Q word

Used when students notice they will be taking a Quiz in class. Not used refering to Queef.
Class is going to suck to day, i just looked at the board and i'm pretty sure i saw the Q word.

Oh you mean Queef.
No, LOL, I mean Quiz.
The Q word by MGPimpin May 1, 2009

The Q Word

He's a q word that identifies as the q word
The Q Word by Goodgiy4321 April 21, 2021

The Q word

A word In EMS that if said is a punishable offence using this word will cause a flood of calls especially during shift change normally said by a new EMT
If you say the Q word one more time I'll beat your ass into next week
The Q word by Cry4dawn_4000 December 1, 2023
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