pygmy goat

You the GOAT and cute. Cute af and also GOAT. Basically you’re the god damn queen/king of it all.

David Beckham isn’t just the GOAT, he’s Pygmy GOAT. Because he’s fine and the GOAT soccer player.

by Avlsteph February 23, 2019

Pygmy Goat Plague

When unsuspecting vandals collect hundreds of miniature goats, and secretly drop them off in a small town or village.

They look cute, but these goats are ruining my yard! It's a Pygmy goat plague!!!

by Skinkronson June 12, 2014

malnutritioned pygmy goat

Total RETARD. Basically.

God, You're such a malnutritioned pygmy goat.

by Crazy-sheep-girl August 3, 2006