Pwtdo 

Pooping with the door open

Brie don't come out I'm pwtdo!

Pwtdo by Ashleymc May 6, 2015

Pitdorable 

Used to describe pit terriers.

American pit bull terriers are so pitdorable.

Pitdorable by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

Pitdorable 

Used to describe pit terriers, the most adorable doggos.

Pit bulls are pitdorable.

Pitdorable by zimmygirl777 September 4, 2022

Pitdorable 

Used to describe pit bulls, the most adowable doggos.

American pit bull terriers are pitdorable.

Pitdorable by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

celf patdown 

The frantically check your pocket for your cellphone before entering a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, where they are prohibited.

I saw two suits doing a celf patdown before entering the FBI building

celf patdown by Badanderson May 30, 2018

enhanced patdown 

It is a much more invasive pat-down that involves touching, probing, and feeling your body, including your genital area, to determine if you are concealing something.

It is what the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) will do to you if you opt-out of the full body scanner, which takes a naked picture of you, before boarding an airplane.

TSA Agent: "If you won't let me to take a naked picture of you, then I'm going to rub your penis."
Child: "That would be sexual assault."
TSA Agent: "Nonsense, it's just an enhanced patdown. Now spread your legs."

enhanced patdown by OptOut November 18, 2010

Ocular Patdown 

An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Ronald MacDonald (Mac) or his cousin, Country Mac.

Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.

Ocular Patdown by Solo Amadeus December 23, 2022