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the point where a gamer reaches such a level of uber pwnage that he reaches a sexual climax
Nerd 1:My god not again

Nerd 2: I need to clean up after that pwn, i reached pwntasm
Pwntasm by Charles V April 23, 2007
Words you can keep
1: v. a celebration, often sporadic in nature, in which an individual has overcome an obstacle that causes a great sense of pride. woot, Woo-ha!, yeah(see definition 2), any variation of fuck (especially fuck yeah), and similar meaning phrases may be included, as well as wailing upon various objects and/or people without definite purpose.

2: n. an unseen ejaculation due to an overwhelming excitement.
1: male gamer: "OH, FUCK YES, WOO, WOO, WOO!" (male gamer assaults monitor, keyboard, and mouse with flailing hands) (pwngasm as an action)

2: male gamer leaps out of seat as it performs odd, aggressive motions with its body, as if ejaculating (pwngasm as an idea)
pwngasm by Raven of the Red Sky September 16, 2008

Pwntassium 

The pure essence of "pwn." Word used to describe the most ultimate forms of pwn, pwnage, etc. High concentrations of thie element can also be found in "pwnanas."
"Haha I smeared the pwntassium on that n00b!"
Pwntassium by MyIcklePwny May 27, 2006

super-pwntastical phenomiepictasticalxtrodinarypendous 

Adj (pronounced: super-pwn-tastical fenomi-epic-tastical-extrodinary-penus)

Extreme epicness. Something or someone who pwns, is phenomenal, epic, fantastic, extraordinary, and stupendous. Should be only used in extreme rarity, for only few things in existence can deserve this title. super-pwntastical is a word that can be used to describe something that pwns epic hard, and can be used to loosely describe something.

When used right before phenomiepictasticalxtrodinarypendous the power of phenomiepictasticalxtrodinarypendous increases ten-fold. Therefor the use can only used to describe something truly Godly. Abbreviated as Pr (also the periodic symbol of it)

Measured in Frox's. One Frox equals over 9,000 megatons of pure concentrated epicness.
-Not even Chuck Norris can fully deserve the title of being Super-pwntasticaly phenomiepictasticalxtrodinarypendous.

-Chuck Norris, Mr.T, Captain Falcon, Funyuns, Atomic bombs and Godzilla combined together with everything epic in the world just barely equals one Frox.

-No accurate example of a true super-pwntastical phenomiepictasticalxtrodinarypendous exists to date

pwntastic 

1.A situation that is awesome in every possible way.

2.A sarcastic comment used in a very bad situation.
1."Good job, Rosco, you got an A on you math final!"
"GASP! That's friggin' pwntastic!"
2. "How was your day, dear?"
"Well, my aunt died, I got raped with a rusty sword,
and a green rash has just appeared on my back."
"Hah, how pwntastic."
pwntastic by Becky D. November 22, 2006

pwntastic 

havent a clue what it means but sounds cool and rolls off the tongue. i got more if you want.
how about pwntang!

1. geez, that kill was "pwntastic"

2. raaaa, look at the "pwntang" on that!
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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