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The state of which something, or someone, is pwned. See pwn, pwning pwns, and pwnage.
Haha, I beat you!! Total pwnership!!!!
pwnership by Bob882 September 30, 2004
Words you can keep
The act of pwning someone in a group or in public, therefore humiliating them, and they secede to you for the rest of the night.
I have pwnership over Paul every time we play Smash with da homies.
Pwnership by SauerTrout January 17, 2007
The state at which someone or something is pwning.
John claimed pwnership of Call of Duty last night. All he got were headshots!
pwnership by Richard Romo June 10, 2009
When you completely and totally own and solve an issue with gusto!
Did you see how Ethan took total pwnership of that account? He's killing it!
Pwnership by Baumpower April 16, 2025

Pwnership Society 

based the slogan of the former president, g.w. bush, members the pwnership society are the upper class neocons and neodemocrat investment banker capitalists and wall street insider types who sold ordinary americans on the idea that everyone, no matter how rich or poor, or how financially insolvent, can and should own a piece of america; by purchasing a home in their 20s or putting their life savings into the stock market instead of relying on a lifetime of savings and good judgement, and God forbid, the antiquated "social security" system their grandfathers and grandmothers fought so hard for... thus spurring wonderful things like the housing bubble and credit default swap insurance crisis, which nearly led to the collapse of the world economy. these individuals were bailed out by the wholly by the TARP legislation and are not in the least threatened by the stagnation of the current economic situation of 2010.

members of the pwnership society hold no respect for the values of the middle classes, or love of the arts or learning, as some wealthy, socially minded american families once did, like the kennedys, rockefellers, carnegies, even if they say they do. members of the pwnership society care about themselves, their homes in aspen, miami, manhattan, the south of france, cocaine, plastic surgery, sex, and their investments, and especially, their bank balance.
Trip Jones, a member the Pwnership Society (Harvard MBA, 2002), exited his office at Goldman Sachs, did a line of coke on the hood of his BMW SUV, and laughed hysterically at the the night watchmen, who was in fact a sign painter, but who had taken the extra job to put his second son through school. "There but for the grace of the TARP bailout go I," thought Trip.

The best and the brightest among us, who once sought to do things with themselves, to become humanitarians, scientists, doctors, engineers, industrialists, philosophers, authors, artists, now seek to become financial investment wizards, stock traders, and Hedge Fund managers, members of the Pwnership Society, who spin money from nothing, controlling our financial fates, yet do little to create actual wealth or economic growth, or employment.

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerber deflected his nominal membership in the Pwnership Society with his recent donation of 100 million dollars to Newark schools.
Pwnership Society by soldierboy1974 September 29, 2010

culture of ownership 

The general feel in todays society that everything is somehow copyrighted or property of someone else to the point where it hinders creativity and makes it much more difficult to innovate. It is also the belief that just because you created/thought of something that you should have complete and total control over every aspect of that thing, object or idea.
Apple not allowing iPhone unlocking - this is a culture of ownership.
culture of ownership by Matt297 November 5, 2007

pershippenon 

A religion where any two people may marry each other at any time, at any age, wherever and whenever they wish.
Peppa and Pedro were deeply devoted to pershippenon and thus decided to spontaneously get married in the middle of Canberra.
pershippenon by PeppaThePig48127629 November 19, 2021
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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