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patty cates 

a man who fits these descriptions
1. it would be no surprise if he was a closet homosexual
2. prone to give long, repetitive speeches
3. has a large database of metaphors and proberbs
4. some how he manages to be a badass

so...
it is someone who seems so unlikely to be awesome, but because he is so lame, he is awesome
"Dude, that guy is such a patty cates!"
patty cates by hphphp November 25, 2009

Frickity Frack Nick Nack Patty Wack Catty Shack

A word, well I guess more like a phrase, used when you're in trouble or in danger.
Guy 1: I'm playing Minecraft!!!
Creeper: SSSSSSS
Guy 1: FRICKITY FRACK NICK NACK PATTY WACK CATTY SHACK
Creeper: *blows up*

Cats in the porta potty 

Its a cat in a porta potty what else is there?
BRO there’s some fucking cats in the porta potty look at this!

catty patty 

name for someone who is exceptionally fierce
DAYYUMM! did you just see that xc girl? She is one hella fine catty patty!
catty patty by Gangsta_pianoplayaa November 1, 2007

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026