a man who fits these descriptions
1. it would be no surprise if he was a closet homosexual
2. prone to give long, repetitive speeches
3. has a large database of metaphors and proberbs
4. some how he manages to be a badass
so...
it is someone who seems so unlikely to be awesome, but because he is so lame, he is awesome
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.