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putti
putti by Seductiveindianlover May 17, 2018
Tutti Putti
Tutti Putti by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2020
bitch putti
a person who is so bitch made, they have to be called a bitch in English then bitch in another language.
Varkey: I could chill with my homies tonight, but I think I'll just pick my balls and watch tv.
Dale: Varkey I've never met a bigger bitch putti than you.
Dale: Varkey I've never met a bigger bitch putti than you.
bitch putti by Rob Panzo December 7, 2006
Meat Pattie
Meat Pattie by manicbubble February 10, 2015
Hairy meat patties
Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.
Hairy meat patties by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022
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wrongun
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026