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Putinsexual

A Russophile using Vladimir Putin's name as sexuality to justify war crimes and support the Russian invasion.
Person 1: I'm Putinsexual
Person 2: U okay bro?
by SniperGun July 29, 2022
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Putinsexual

Somebody who is sexually attracted to Vladimir Putin. Actually it's just Putin's name transformed into a sexuality to justify war crimes and support the Russian invasion.
I came out as Putinsexual.
by SniperGun July 29, 2022
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punsexual

Proof enough for you, Mr.Sahwit? Or should I say...Mr.Did it!, yeah, i´m punsexual
by Nyan cat March 5, 2014
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Punsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to someone who makes the strongest or worst puns
"Why do you like him?" "I'm punsexual"
by Punsexual Cat February 24, 2018
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Painsexual

Painsexual means when you are in love with that weird ass villain in naruto.
Brother: Bro, why the fuck are u humping that body pillow for?!
Me: it has a picture of pain the villain from naruto. You see I am painsexual.
by PainIsSEXY November 26, 2020
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Painsexual

One who engages in sexual activity with bread or bread like substances in France. See Also Pansexual.
Chris: What the heck are you doing to my baguette?

Jackson: I'm makin' babies with it cause I am a Painsexual.
by Billy Hornet April 19, 2009
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Patinasexual

This first came to light on a Yahoo answers page entitled "What do you call people that are sexually attracted to pans?"

Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to flat or thin objects e.g. A frying pan, a baking pan, the or a tortilla.

See: Pansexual definition #7, Objectophilia

Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to a fine layer of some substance over an object; usually, but not limited to, showing age e.g. rust, frost, or someone with a very tight fitting bag over their head/body

See: Patina, gerontophilia, Serial Killer
I didn't realize Jim was a Patinasexual until I saw him fucking my moms good china plates.

I knew I was a Patinasexual when I had the uncontrollable urge to use a rusty pipe as a dildo.
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