Putinsexual 

A Russophile using Vladimir Putin's name as sexuality to justify war crimes and support the Russian invasion.

Person 1: I'm Putinsexual
Person 2: U okay bro?

Putinsexual by SniperGun July 29, 2022

Putinsexual 

Somebody who is sexually attracted to Vladimir Putin. Actually it's just Putin's name transformed into a sexuality to justify war crimes and support the Russian invasion.

I came out as Putinsexual.

Putinsexual by SniperGun July 29, 2022

punsexual

sexually attracted to bad jokes

Proof enough for you, Mr.Sahwit? Or should I say...Mr.Did it!, yeah, i´m punsexual

punsexual by Nyan cat March 5, 2014

Punsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to someone who makes the strongest or worst puns

"Why do you like him?" "I'm punsexual"

Punsexual by Punsexual Cat February 24, 2018

Painsexual 

Painsexual means when you are in love with that weird ass villain in naruto.

Brother: Bro, why the fuck are u humping that body pillow for?!
Me: it has a picture of pain the villain from naruto. You see I am painsexual.

Painsexual by PainIsSEXY November 26, 2020

Painsexual 

One who engages in sexual activity with bread or bread like substances in France. See Also Pansexual.

Chris: What the heck are you doing to my baguette?

Jackson: I'm makin' babies with it cause I am a Painsexual.

Painsexual by Billy Hornet April 19, 2009

Patinasexual

This first came to light on a Yahoo answers page entitled "What do you call people that are sexually attracted to pans?"

Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to flat or thin objects e.g. A frying pan, a baking pan, the or a tortilla.

See: Pansexual definition #7, Objectophilia

Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to a fine layer of some substance over an object; usually, but not limited to, showing age e.g. rust, frost, or someone with a very tight fitting bag over their head/body

See: Patina, gerontophilia, Serial Killer

I didn't realize Jim was a Patinasexual until I saw him fucking my moms good china plates.

I knew I was a Patinasexual when I had the uncontrollable urge to use a rusty pipe as a dildo.

Patinasexual by Mike, the down stairs neighbor June 17, 2016