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Putinsexual 

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Somebody who is sexually attracted to Vladimir Putin. Actually it's just Putin's name transformed into a sexuality to justify war crimes and support the Russian invasion.
I came out as Putinsexual.
Putinsexual by SniperGun July 29, 2022
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punsexual

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sexually attracted to bad jokes
Proof enough for you, Mr.Sahwit? Or should I say...Mr.Did it!, yeah, i´m punsexual
punsexual by Nyan cat March 5, 2014

Punsexual

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Someone who is sexually attracted to someone who makes the strongest or worst puns
"Why do you like him?" "I'm punsexual"
Punsexual by Punsexual Cat February 24, 2018

Painsexual 

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Painsexual means when you are in love with that weird ass villain in naruto.
Brother: Bro, why the fuck are u humping that body pillow for?!
Me: it has a picture of pain the villain from naruto. You see I am painsexual.
Painsexual by PainIsSEXY November 26, 2020

Painsexual 

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One who engages in sexual activity with bread or bread like substances in France. See Also Pansexual.

Chris: What the heck are you doing to my baguette?

Jackson: I'm makin' babies with it cause I am a Painsexual.
Painsexual by Billy Hornet April 19, 2009

Patinasexual

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This first came to light on a Yahoo answers page entitled "What do you call people that are sexually attracted to pans?"

Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to flat or thin objects e.g. A frying pan, a baking pan, the or a tortilla.

See: Pansexual definition #7, Objectophilia

Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to a fine layer of some substance over an object; usually, but not limited to, showing age e.g. rust, frost, or someone with a very tight fitting bag over their head/body

See: Patina, gerontophilia, Serial Killer
I didn't realize Jim was a Patinasexual until I saw him fucking my moms good china plates.

I knew I was a Patinasexual when I had the uncontrollable urge to use a rusty pipe as a dildo.
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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