Putinsexual
A Russophile using Vladimir Putin's name as sexuality to justify war crimes and support the Russian invasion.
Putinsexual by SniperGun July 29, 2022
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Punsexual
Punsexual by Punsexual Cat February 24, 2018
Painsexual
Brother: Bro, why the fuck are u humping that body pillow for?!
Me: it has a picture of pain the villain from naruto. You see I am painsexual.
Me: it has a picture of pain the villain from naruto. You see I am painsexual.
Painsexual by PainIsSEXY November 26, 2020
Painsexual
One who engages in sexual activity with bread or bread like substances in France. See Also Pansexual.
Chris: What the heck are you doing to my baguette?
Jackson: I'm makin' babies with it cause I am a Painsexual.
Jackson: I'm makin' babies with it cause I am a Painsexual.
Painsexual by Billy Hornet April 19, 2009
Patinasexual
This first came to light on a Yahoo answers page entitled "What do you call people that are sexually attracted to pans?"
Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to flat or thin objects e.g. A frying pan, a baking pan, the or a tortilla.
See: Pansexual definition #7, Objectophilia
Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to a fine layer of some substance over an object; usually, but not limited to, showing age e.g. rust, frost, or someone with a very tight fitting bag over their head/body
See: Patina, gerontophilia, Serial Killer
Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to flat or thin objects e.g. A frying pan, a baking pan, the or a tortilla.
See: Pansexual definition #7, Objectophilia
Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to a fine layer of some substance over an object; usually, but not limited to, showing age e.g. rust, frost, or someone with a very tight fitting bag over their head/body
See: Patina, gerontophilia, Serial Killer
I didn't realize Jim was a Patinasexual until I saw him fucking my moms good china plates.
I knew I was a Patinasexual when I had the uncontrollable urge to use a rusty pipe as a dildo.
I knew I was a Patinasexual when I had the uncontrollable urge to use a rusty pipe as a dildo.
Patinasexual by Mike, the down stairs neighbor June 17, 2016
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