This first came to light on a Yahoo answers page entitled "What do you call people that are sexually attracted to pans?"
Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to flat or thin objects e.g. A frying pan, a baking pan, the or a tortilla.
See: Pansexual
definition #7, Objectophilia
Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to a
fine layer of some substance over an object; usually, but not limited to, showing age e.g. rust, frost, or someone with a very tight fitting bag over their
head/body
See: Patina, gerontophilia, Serial Killer
I didn't realize
Jim was a Patinasexual until I saw him
fucking my moms good china plates.
I knew I was a Patinasexual when I had the uncontrollable urge to use a rusty
pipe as a dildo.