pussiritis

When a man loses all masculinity in the case of love and begins to act like a massive pussy.

John says "Oh Sally's gone away for the weekend, I'll really miss her, I've sent her 27 emails and she hasn't replied."

John's mate Bob says, "Mate you're suffering from pussiritis, grow some cojones."

by bushy01 August 6, 2010

Pussyitis

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.

Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."

Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"

Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."

by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008

pussitis

a chronic condition in which a man's behavior makes it seem as if he has a pussy between his legs.

Ray just let his girlfriend cancel our bowling night, his pussitis must be acting up again.

by pantew May 6, 2006

Chronic Pussyitis

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.

"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."

by Zander Smith April 21, 2014

stank pussitis

chronic stank puss. chronic yeast infections that cause you to make weekly trips to the pharmacy where all the guys know to stay the fuck away from you... no matter how hot you look.

that bitch suffers from stank pussitis. she produces enough yeast to feed bread to the homeless for a year. not dolce.

by lizz and big brown January 2, 2007

Pussicitis

A disease in men where a situation causes them fear and/or to wimp-out. This disease is common in pussies, wimps, wussies, and scaredy-cats. The only cure is a kick in the ass.

He couldn't jump out of the plane, he came down with severe pussicitis.

by austin powaz April 13, 2008

pussanitis

when some one is acting like a class A pussy

JOSH: damn dereck you got pussanitis

look at that asshole he's show symptons of pussanitis

by J-LYNCH June 29, 2008