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pussymonster 

A girl who takes all the vagina from the guys
wow...Liz is an incredible pussymonster
pussymonster by sella May 13, 2005

pussy monster 

pussy monster is a man who can and loves to eat pussy. He does it like no other from every position and does tricks with his tongue.
****LIL WAYNE PUSSY MONSTER VIDEO ON YOUTUBE****

I Gotta Taste For U,Now Wat U Wanna Do
Gurl U Cold Let Me Suck Out Ur Flu
Gurl U Cold, Gurl U Cool, U Heard Of Salt N Peppa Well Gurl U Food
Gurl U Hot Like A Bowl Of Hot Stew
And I Just Stood Over My Stew And Just Blew
And When Theres No More Of U In Da Soup,I Remove Ma Spoon And Drink Ur Juice

Make It Rain Wit Ma Hurricane Tounge , Like Lala, Lala, Lala, Lala, Lala, La, Lala, Lala,Lala, Lala ,Lala, Lala, La, Imagine If I Did Dat Wit Ur Pearl On Ma Tongue ,HaHa

Pussy Monster 

1: When an individual eats pussy very well, with such intensity and aggression to the point where the female tries to run... drooling, and screaming, (as if a monster was after her) only doing so in pleasure not fear and agony.

Usually leads to total physical exhaustion.

2: The term can also be used to describe someone with an abnormally long tongue.
1) girl #1: this dude ate my pussy so good last night I almost felt like I was bein' taken advantage of.
girl #2: damn you had you a pussy monster huh.

2) This girl once told me she had dreams about my tongue, said I was like 'Venom' from Spiderman.

pussycoaster 

An endless whirl of one night stands and drunken hook-ups with women that may or may not result in: STDs, unwanted pregnancies, social embarrassment, loss of funds, and disappointment.
Jason is still hanging out at the clubs trying to pull the college girls; isn't he almost 40? Dude needs to grow up and quit riding the pussycoaster!
pussycoaster by Amy Housewine August 24, 2010

Pussy Monster 

A beast of a man whose very existence is laced with the intention of procuring females. A Pussy Monster is born and not made. Pussy Monsters are extremely versatile and can hunt alone or in packs. A Pussy Monster is unable to comprehend the term 'Standards' and will never knowingly refuse an opportunity to conquer a female.
Although their diet can vary wildly, they do seem to have a particular 'penchant' for a delicacy known as an 'Ewok'.
"Uh oh! That Pussy Monster just destroyed an Ewok in that tent"
Pussy Monster by Mike Marrey August 2, 2007

Pussymeister 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Jägermeister mixed 50:50 with pink lemonade, served over ice.

Alternate Spelling: Püssymeister.

AKA: Jägerpussy, Jägerpüssy, Jägerminge, Jägerflange and Jägerfanny.
I can barely stand up. I had one too many Pussymeisters before we left the house.
Pussymeister by Spambanjo October 16, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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