Pussymonster 

A man that gets an incredible amount of vagina.

Cody: Man, how does that guy get so many ladies?

Mason: BECAUSE HE IS THE PUSSYMONSTER!!!

Pussymonster by The One And Only Pussymonster October 7, 2009

pussymonster 

A girl who takes all the vagina from the guys

wow...Liz is an incredible pussymonster

pussymonster by sella May 13, 2005

pussy monster 

pussy monster is a man who can and loves to eat pussy. He does it like no other from every position and does tricks with his tongue.

****LIL WAYNE PUSSY MONSTER VIDEO ON YOUTUBE****

I Gotta Taste For U,Now Wat U Wanna Do
Gurl U Cold Let Me Suck Out Ur Flu
Gurl U Cold, Gurl U Cool, U Heard Of Salt N Peppa Well Gurl U Food
Gurl U Hot Like A Bowl Of Hot Stew
And I Just Stood Over My Stew And Just Blew
And When Theres No More Of U In Da Soup,I Remove Ma Spoon And Drink Ur Juice

Make It Rain Wit Ma Hurricane Tounge , Like Lala, Lala, Lala, Lala, Lala, La, Lala, Lala,Lala, Lala ,Lala, Lala, La, Imagine If I Did Dat Wit Ur Pearl On Ma Tongue ,HaHa

pussy monster by My Swag Iz IMPECABLE January 10, 2008

Pussy Monster 

1: When an individual eats pussy very well, with such intensity and aggression to the point where the female tries to run... drooling, and screaming, (as if a monster was after her) only doing so in pleasure not fear and agony.

Usually leads to total physical exhaustion.

2: The term can also be used to describe someone with an abnormally long tongue.

1) girl #1: this dude ate my pussy so good last night I almost felt like I was bein' taken advantage of.
girl #2: damn you had you a pussy monster huh.

2) This girl once told me she had dreams about my tongue, said I was like 'Venom' from Spiderman.

Pussy Monster by V. Fizzle aka 'PUSSYMONSTER' June 2, 2010

pussycoaster 

An endless whirl of one night stands and drunken hook-ups with women that may or may not result in: STDs, unwanted pregnancies, social embarrassment, loss of funds, and disappointment.

Jason is still hanging out at the clubs trying to pull the college girls; isn't he almost 40? Dude needs to grow up and quit riding the pussycoaster!

pussycoaster by Amy Housewine August 24, 2010

Pussy Monster 

A beast of a man whose very existence is laced with the intention of procuring females. A Pussy Monster is born and not made. Pussy Monsters are extremely versatile and can hunt alone or in packs. A Pussy Monster is unable to comprehend the term 'Standards' and will never knowingly refuse an opportunity to conquer a female.
Although their diet can vary wildly, they do seem to have a particular 'penchant' for a delicacy known as an 'Ewok'.

"Uh oh! That Pussy Monster just destroyed an Ewok in that tent"

Pussy Monster by Mike Marrey August 2, 2007

Pussymeister 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Jägermeister mixed 50:50 with pink lemonade, served over ice.

Alternate Spelling: Püssymeister.

AKA: Jägerpussy, Jägerpüssy, Jägerminge, Jägerflange and Jägerfanny.

I can barely stand up. I had one too many Pussymeisters before we left the house.

Pussymeister by Spambanjo October 16, 2011