Pussyblind

Distracted and blinded by the presence of a pussy aka women; womyn;womxn

Eveytime her girlfriend shows up to her work, nothing gets done! She's pussyblind!

by Ms Moist Towelette April 8, 2017

pussy blind

A person who is pussy blind is so into his woman that he fails to see her bad qualities and thinks she is perfect. Often upon breaking up with this woman he loses his pussy blindness and actually works out that she was in fact a complete bitch. Ah well it happens to the best of us.

Bro James is so pussy blind, he doesn't even realize that Charlotte is a complete ho.

by vagatarian September 30, 2009

pussybird

Glass birds typically hung on a Christmas tree that you’d like to smash because they were given to you from your spouses overly controlling, or opinionated matriarch.

“I don’t want to hang those pussybirds on the tree this year.”

by Pbirdpro77 November 2, 2019

Pussyland

An expression used to describe a place that is heavily populated by presumably “available” women.

We’re going to Pussyland this weekend, anybody want to come?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2020

Pussy Blind

The act of forgetting or ignoring existing plans when a person of sexual attractiveness offers to hang out. The polar opposite of "bros before hos"

Bro 1 "Yo is P still gaming with us tonight"

Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"

Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"

by BRMLP69 December 5, 2017

pussyblinded

To be blinded by pussy to the point of doing bad things that you normally would not.

Examples of situations are when guys rob banks because a hot girl influences them to, or cheating on their girlfriends because they are blinded by hot pussy at a club, fucking a friend over because you lose sight of reality because of pussy

Friend one: "Did you fuck my sister?"
Friend two: "I know you're mad, but I was pussyblinded"
Friend one: "Dammit, I know what you mean. It's happened to me before, so I can't be mad."

by dharmony January 18, 2011

pussylina

A person that is always raging but has no strength to do anything

She always talked about facing the gun but in the moment of truth she acted like a pussylina

by PuSStan April 9, 2017