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Pussyblind

Distracted and blinded by the presence of a pussy aka women; womyn;womxn
Eveytime her girlfriend shows up to her work, nothing gets done! She's pussyblind!
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pussy blind 

A person who is pussy blind is so into his woman that he fails to see her bad qualities and thinks she is perfect. Often upon breaking up with this woman he loses his pussy blindness and actually works out that she was in fact a complete bitch. Ah well it happens to the best of us.
Bro James is so pussy blind, he doesn't even realize that Charlotte is a complete ho.
pussy blind by vagatarian September 30, 2009

pussybird 

Glass birds typically hung on a Christmas tree that you’d like to smash because they were given to you from your spouses overly controlling, or opinionated matriarch.
“I don’t want to hang those pussybirds on the tree this year.”
pussybird by Pbirdpro77 November 2, 2019

Pussyland 

An expression used to describe a place that is heavily populated by presumably “available” women.
We’re going to Pussyland this weekend, anybody want to come?
Pussyland by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2020

Pussy Blind 

The act of forgetting or ignoring existing plans when a person of sexual attractiveness offers to hang out. The polar opposite of "bros before hos"
Bro 1 "Yo is P still gaming with us tonight"

Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"

Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"
Pussy Blind by BRMLP69 December 5, 2017

pussyblinded

To be blinded by pussy to the point of doing bad things that you normally would not.
Examples of situations are when guys rob banks because a hot girl influences them to, or cheating on their girlfriends because they are blinded by hot pussy at a club, fucking a friend over because you lose sight of reality because of pussy

Friend one: "Did you fuck my sister?"
Friend two: "I know you're mad, but I was pussyblinded"
Friend one: "Dammit, I know what you mean. It's happened to me before, so I can't be mad."
pussyblinded by dharmony January 18, 2011
A person that is always raging but has no strength to do anything
She always talked about facing the gun but in the moment of truth she acted like a pussylina
pussylina by PuSStan April 9, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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