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pussy mullet 

business in the front and party in the back. When a girl has well-groomed pubic hair, but forgets to tirm her gooch and ass.
"Dude, I was drilling this chick doggystyle, when I looked down and seen her pussy mullet."
pussy mullet by Nate lowry September 26, 2009

Mallet Pussy 

Is when a vagina has been pounded into what look likes fresh hamburger meat, or has the same consistency as meat from taco bell.
Hey Mark! I just found out Audrey is single for the 3rd time this week.. it's your time to shine, hope you like mallet pussy!
Mallet Pussy by Chase with a Cane December 30, 2016

mullet puss 

A mullet puss is when a girls vagina is shaven and bald but they choose not to shave their asshole so it’s all hairy.
β€œOh my god I was fucking Brooke the other day and she totally had a mullet puss.”
mullet puss by Bigchooch15 December 7, 2020