Pussy Paradox 

A set of dillusional statements made by a man regarding his relations with women. Typically the subject exaggerates his success rate with women even though those around him know the truth.

When Moe referred to himself as The King of All Ass despite the fact that he hadn't been laid in six months, I knew he was using the pussy paradox again.

Pussy Paradox by tactrash July 1, 2008

pussy-licker's paradox 

When your sexual partner establishes that receiving head is a catch-all solution to their personal problems, and you give them so much head that it causes them to feel guilty. However, guilt is a personal problem, which can therefore be solved with more head. Thus, the pussy-licker's paradox.

"She felt felt bad because I was eating her out more than she was going down on me, so I ate her out to make her feel better"

"Aw dude, sounds like you encountered the pussy-licker's paradox!"

pussy-licker's paradox by Cunningle January 16, 2023