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Pussy Painting 

1.When you paint your pussy so that your man can get it in the right hole...on the first try.

2. Pussy painting is for all you men who can never seem to hit the correct hole before she finally takes control...
You wanna please your women? Try out our new product "Pussy Paint"...Guranteed to hit the right hole on the first try...Every time! 😉
Pussy painting:All you have to do is chose a color, pour some paint on your finger and rub it on the correct hole.
Pussy Painting by Ali Lynn October 27, 2017
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Pussy Pointing 

A maneuver used to keep sand from entering a woman's vaginal cavity during intercourse on the beach.
Jennifer was having sex on the beach with Brad but her vag was getting pretty sandy. She used the "Pussy Pointing"maneuver to aim her pussy to the clouds. Pussy Pointing.

Panting pussy 

So, if your at the club and you find yourself with a panting pussy, you may feel an unquenchable desire emanating from your moist, supple, undulating nether-regions.
Damn bitch, you're gonna need to leash that panting pussy!
Panting pussy by Nose It All March 3, 2017

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026