When a woman's vagina is so large that it'd need a wine bottle to fill it. The definition of high body count women. The gender opposite of 'Small Dick Energy' high maintenance quarrelsome feminazis claim.
Awwww no my love, you definitely don't give cavernous pussy energy. The tight ones hurt and yours is perfect and I'd love to throw my sausage down a hallway any day.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.