How birth marks are formed during birth. Birth marks are caused by the mother's pussy irritating the child's skin as the child is being born, causing a permanent scar know as a birth mark.
As little Jimmy emerged from his mother's vagina, little Jimmy received severe pussy burn on his lower back in the shape of the state of Massachusetts.
when a women has been around the block so many times one can refer to her vagina as having grass burns, as in the lips are so saggy they drag on the floor causing grass burns and snail tracks
dude i hit up sally last night, she gots a grass burn pussy" "dude, whatever you do, dont hit up sally, them pussy gots grass burns"
When you’re being fingered or having sex and the friction is so insane and it legit leaves rug burn in or around ur vagina. A traumatizing, painful experience as a result of a dry sexual experience or you’re just so tight that it feels like rug burn.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.