Pussy Beard
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Pussy Beard
A beard that resides on the pussy. It may be groomed in many different fashions such as a facial beard on men.
Pussy Beard by Pussy Magic December 23, 2018
Beard Pussy
The resultant condition of a human individual's facial hair after having performed oral sex on a human female.
Todd: Mmm, baby, you taste good.
Angie: I know & now you got Beard Pussy. Why don't you go kiss your mom?
Angie: I know & now you got Beard Pussy. Why don't you go kiss your mom?
Beard Pussy by Manic Decree November 27, 2018
pussy drug beard
A disgusting guy that has a beard that looks like a pussy or like it smells like pussy. He could probably store and sell drugs out of said beard. A pussy drug beard is usually found playing guitar or bongos. He is a vibe guy and very chill. It is a stereotypical stoner beard.
The beard is very prevalent during play-off time when men are growing play-off beards in support of their teams.
The beard is very prevalent during play-off time when men are growing play-off beards in support of their teams.
That pussy drug beard from match just winked me and he makes less than $25,000 a year.
A pussy drug beard just moved in my apartment building. He plays guitar all the time and walks to the park without shoes to play hacky sack.
Steve is growing a pussy drug beard because he thinks it will help the Cubs make it to the playoffs.
A pussy drug beard just moved in my apartment building. He plays guitar all the time and walks to the park without shoes to play hacky sack.
Steve is growing a pussy drug beard because he thinks it will help the Cubs make it to the playoffs.
pussy drug beard by Monroe75 August 6, 2011
pussyboarding
coincidental to drowning , the torturous effects of waterboarding are at the very least agitated a bit when you find yourself, (more accurately) your face, buried in a woman's vagine and cannot breath. Caused when a woman sits on a mans face. The suffocation causes almost instant confusion and panic. The terror stricken victim stuck and with no way to let the woman know often result to body thrashing and absorbing of vagine liquid.
pussyboarding by aaron6969 November 9, 2010
pussyboarding
The process of converting a homosexual to a hetero-sexual through enhanced interrogation.
As heard on The Adam Carolla Show - 7/2/12 (38:08 min into show)
As heard on The Adam Carolla Show - 7/2/12 (38:08 min into show)
"I have a way of turning him around, it's called pussyboarding. Its an enhanced interrogation technique, it's not torture."
pussyboarding by UppityDave July 10, 2012
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