Term used to describe an overweight females tummy area. The woman is usually so large that she also has a camel toe as well. Not attractive at all. Looks the worse when the woman is wearing jeans.
A woman that has, through childbirth, or other extreme streching of vaginal muscles, widened her passage to the point that an ordinary, properly inserted tampon will not stay in place.
"After the baby was born, I coudn't even keep a tampon in my Big Pink Bucket Puss! My husband said that making love to me was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!"
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.