An Italianboy with blue eyes as the sea (and I love the sea <3). Little dick but big heart. He has a sister who is so fucking hot (say hi to Martina)
He is afraid of dogs. Maybe if your name starts with S, one day you will have a lot of children with purpetta
“Look at that Sapale who fell at San Pedro”
“Who is him?”
“His name is Purpetta”
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.