puppy breath

Used to describe non-spicy foods and sauces, especially when someone has previously claimed it to be spicy.

Guy 1: Damn bro, these wings are spicy as hell!
Guy 2: Nah dude, this shit is puppy breath.
"My buddy claimed the salsa he made was extremely hot, but after some scoops... puppy breath."

by doozythedoctor September 23, 2020

puppy breath

A young, but legal, hottie. Refers to the fresh, appealing breath that puppies have before they develop nasty dog breath as they get older.

Check out the puppy breath over there...you know that's gotta be better than some old cougar.

by Baby Bear 2 October 28, 2007

Puppy breath

N/A

You have puppy breath

by Llac February 2, 2021

breath-poppy

How a cop's speech often sounds when testifying into a mike about his claim of detecting da odor of opium when speaking to a suspect.

Arresting officers often get all flustered and breath-poppy on da court's PA system when debating with a defense attorney regarding whether he could actually have smelled a certain drug when conversing with said lawyer's client, since there is typically very little noticeable odor in dat case.

by QuacksO July 7, 2024