Punitunity 

A punitunity is a portmanteau of pun and opportunity. It means an opportunity to make a pun.

You missed a punitunity there, you must be having a slow day.

Punitunity by The Great Grifter October 30, 2020

Pitunity 

Pronounced: Pie -Tune -ity
Amalgamation of Pie and opportunity. Given the length of both words, a merge was necessary.

Eddy: Who's going for Pie Tomorrow?
Me: I'd never miss a pitunity

Pitunity by Sir Pialot May 31, 2018

pussitunity 

Any opportunity to get pussy

There were hot girls everywhere, but I went to the restroom and the pussitunity was gone.

pussitunity by Ottergay September 2, 2006

Punortunity 

When the opportunity to insert a pun into an ongoing conversation.

Damn, I missed a punortunity there. So many puns.

Punortunity by Eewip April 24, 2017