A punchcut is a tear in the rectum due to an over aggressive ramming or "punching" with an abnormally large penis. The term generally refers to injuries sustained to a man or a "smitz". See smitz
OMG! I got wasted at the club last night and woke up with the worst punchcut. My ass is killing me!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)