punch a baby
punch a baby by conner gfizzle June 1, 2006
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Punch A Baby
Punch A Baby by I Zack I December 29, 2008
punch a baby
Georgie: hey cassi! you're lookin' kinda fat today..
Cassi: Ugh gosh georgie! you make me want to punch a baby!
or
I can't believe they are making us run 5 miles today! ugh i'm so mad i could punch a baby!
Cassi: Ugh gosh georgie! you make me want to punch a baby!
or
I can't believe they are making us run 5 miles today! ugh i'm so mad i could punch a baby!
punch a baby by Purple Astronaut January 4, 2009
punch a baby in the face
To be overly:
confused
bored
mad
sad
temptatious
intuned
glad
or excited.
It is used to overly exaggerate that specific feeling.
And no, it DOES NOT literally mean anything. It's an IDIOMATIC EXPRESSION, it does NOT mean that you actually want to punch a baby in the face.
confused
bored
mad
sad
temptatious
intuned
glad
or excited.
It is used to overly exaggerate that specific feeling.
And no, it DOES NOT literally mean anything. It's an IDIOMATIC EXPRESSION, it does NOT mean that you actually want to punch a baby in the face.
punch a baby in the face by xFreedomx January 13, 2009
punch a baby in the dick
punch a baby in the dick by Chris Marks August 31, 2006
punch a baby whale in the face
"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"
"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"
"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"
punch a baby whale in the face by I don't actually punch whales April 9, 2010
Punch A Baby Mad/Frustrated
To be so mad and/or frustrated that the only thing that can make your day better is punch a baby or a small child. This level of anger is above Kick a Puppy mad/frustrated. This is the highest level of anger
Punch A Baby Mad/Frustrated by Hade5079 April 1, 2011
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