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Pun N' Cum 

When two or more individuals take part in a sexual conversation on Direct message, texting, forum thread, or any other public social site and and begin to use puns to help one another achieve orgasm through laughter and clever wording. Typically done using puns from iconic things like The Office, Parks and Recreation, and any other iconic TV shows or internet memes of their choosing. Most of these "Pun N' Cum sessions appear on social sites such as omegle where participants find someone with an equal amount of love for puns as themselves and begin to "talk punny" to each other in dirty and naughty ways. Eventually ending with a laugh and a sticky or wet situation in their underwear. WARNING: once you have "Pun N' Cumed" with someone you may never go back to normal sexting conversation again, your mind will be forever altered. Pun at your own risk..
Guy: One question, do you watch The Office?
Girl: *stares into camera* Ill be Stanley and mistake your dick for coffee and wont even notice.
Guy: Damn it someone put my dick in jello again!!
Girl: Eat me like Kevin eats his m&ms so i know its real.
Guy: I think I just Pun N' Cummed to The Office..
Pun N' Cum by That One Pun Guy September 30, 2016
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