Pumpkin Pus

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When your employee gets a little pollen on his pus in springtime and he has to go home because it swollen to the size of pumpkin.

Hey monkin u gotta run this today. We got a guy who has a bad case of pumpkin pus. He went home. Dammit.

Pumpkin Pus by Yo yo yo yo yo yo April 25, 2024

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Pumpkin Puss

When a girl's vagina is so plump that it makes her panties, (and in some cases, her pants) bulge out at her crotch.

"Hey Mike, what are you staring at?"
"She's so hot, but when she steps out of the pool my eyes are immediately drawn to the sight of her enormous Pumpkin Puss."

Pumpkin Puss by Vinci22 January 20, 2009

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Pumpkin Pusher

A name commonly given to high school or college basketball players. A word most frequently used by wrestlers, it can also be used by hockey players and other non-basketball winter athletes.

Wrestler: You gay pumpkin pushing pussies, you call that a workout!?.....Basketball Player: Me gay?, your the one groping men in spandex.......Wrestler: At least i'm not a Pumpkin Pusher!!! (If i could just get him on the mat in front of the whole campus, then we'll see how tough he really is)

Pumpkin Pusher by theblueone597 March 8, 2009

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pumpkin puss

The round pertrusion at the front of a fat or obese individual located between the genitals and the gut.thus resembling a pumpkin also known as front butt!!

Most female cops have pumpkin puss!!

pumpkin puss by 504 crew January 12, 2009

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Pumpkin Puss Wagon

The Pumpkin puss wagon is synonymous with a reverse harem gang bang. 1 dude, lots of puss. But, it’s for the basic bitches.

To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.

When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.

All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.

Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.

“Kayleigh, Hayleigh, and Mayleigh asked me to join their pumpkin puss wagon ride”

Pumpkin Puss Wagon by Sickfuckers September 24, 2022

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Pumpkin pussy

when you scrape the insides of a pumpkin out and place in the palm of your hand to masturbate with.

Damn nig, I wasn't able to get that primo clown snatch, so i went home and made a pumpkin pussy

Pumpkin pussy by Leshaun Haberny August 16, 2011

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Pumpkin Puss

When the vulva's labia minora are concealed, thus leaving the plump labia majora sitting like the curves of a pumpkin.

I love when my girl shows me her pumpkin puss, then opens it slowly like a flower.

Pumpkin Puss by WhatsGoodnYaDog March 4, 2023

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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