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Pumpkin Blumkin 

The act of using a pumpkin as a flesh light while on the shitter
"my girlfriend had to leave to munt, So i had to hit a Pumpkin Blumkin."
Pumpkin Blumkin by beau4621 April 24, 2025

Pumpkin Blumpkin 

Receiving a blow job while pooping into a jack-o-lantern.
Jimmy left the Halloween Party with the naughty nurse and she gave him a pumpkin blumpkin! He burned his ass on the candle, but it was totally worth it.
Pumpkin Blumpkin by fishman802 September 7, 2013

pumpkin blumpkin 

The standard blumpkin affair with a twist: instead of the usual mouth hug while taking the browns to the super bowl, she (or he if you're so inclined) dons a jack-o-lantern (preferably of the toothless persuasion) and then blumpkins you to orgasm. It's a seasonal thing - like the bj version of the shamrock shake.
It was Halloween night and I could tell magic was in the air when a jack-o-lantern was giving me head on the toilet, the old "pumpkin blumpkin"
pumpkin blumpkin by steve ryans October 4, 2009

double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin 

To sit on the top of the toilet and take a dump in it, while a girl is sitting backwards on the bottom. She is taking a dump and wearing a pumpkin on her head while giving you dome.
Friend 1: Heather came over and gave me a double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin on Halloween.
Friend 2: Dam shes notorious for that.

pumpkin blumpkin 

a variation of the blumpkin. You carve a pumpkin with a large mouth hole (no eyes, just mouth), and you put it on someone's head, they then proceed to give you a blumpkin. see blumpkin
"lil Pete was the first man ever to recieve a pumpkin blumpkin."

Pumpkin Blumpkin 

To receive a blowjob while shitting into a Jack O' Lantern .
Dude , last night at the Halloween party Jodi gave me a " pumpkin blumpkin " on her front porch ...
Pumpkin Blumpkin by Big T- McG October 29, 2009
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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