pump king 

A sex god who knows how to perfectly pound the living shit out of you, and make you cum three times in one night.

Jimbob isn't huge, but he fucks like a champ. He's a certified pump king;

Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;

Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;

I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;

My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;

pump king by DictionaryCrab February 19, 2023

two pump king 

A mam with poor sexual endurance that they cum after two thrusts.

My boyfriend is a two pump king, I end up masturbating at the end because he didn't make me cum

two pump king by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 30, 2023

pumpking 

the verb form of to pumpkin pick,
derived by combining pumpkin and picking into pumpking
infinitive form: to pumpk
he pumpks
she pumpks
we pumpk
they pumpk
etc...

A British ginger: Let's go pumpking today!
Me: Fuck No! I'm not about to waste my time with your British ass.
OR
Mr. L: Who wants to pumpk?
Mr. R What the fuck kind of word is that?

pumpking by BDR316 October 5, 2009

Pumpking 

A bitch boi who does not exist

Pumpking is high

Pumpking by Miglelikeswaffles January 25, 2022

pumpking spirkz

when a man puts a pumpkin on his genitalia while wearing a crown signifying he is the pumpking but a pumpking spirkz is when another person fills the pumpkin with carbonated fizzy water and then giving a blowjob

lets a a pumpking spirkz for Halloween ill go buy the sparkling water

pumpking spirkz by mr space October 27, 2023

PUMPKING 

PUMPKING is a form of necrophilia, the action of PUMPKING is when you dig up the dead body of a relative and once doing so using a butter knife to remove both legs and arms. Once you have done this you will get your father’s sand blaster from the garage and continue to pump out the bone marrow from the severed limbs once you have done this use said bone marrow as an anal lubricant and have intercourse with the limbless decaying body

“WOW GRANNY WAS SUCH A GREAT PERSON… ever heard of PUMPKING John?”

PUMPKING by Crystal_METHANY February 13, 2024