pumpking

the verb form of to pumpkin pick,
derived by combining pumpkin and picking into pumpking
infinitive form: to pumpk
he pumpks
she pumpks
we pumpk
they pumpk
etc...

A British ginger: Let's go pumpking today!
Me: Fuck No! I'm not about to waste my time with your British ass.
OR
Mr. L: Who wants to pumpk?
Mr. R What the fuck kind of word is that?

by BDR316 October 5, 2009

Pumpking

A bitch boi who does not exist

Pumpking is high

by Miglelikeswaffles January 25, 2022

PUMPKING

PUMPKING is a form of necrophilia, the action of PUMPKING is when you dig up the dead body of a relative and once doing so using a butter knife to remove both legs and arms. Once you have done this you will get your father’s sand blaster from the garage and continue to pump out the bone marrow from the severed limbs once you have done this use said bone marrow as an anal lubricant and have intercourse with the limbless decaying body

“WOW GRANNY WAS SUCH A GREAT PERSON… ever heard of PUMPKING John?”

by Crystal_METHANY February 13, 2024

pumpking spirkz

when a man puts a pumpkin on his genitalia while wearing a crown signifying he is the pumpking but a pumpking spirkz is when another person fills the pumpkin with carbonated fizzy water and then giving a blowjob

lets a a pumpking spirkz for Halloween ill go buy the sparkling water

by mr space October 27, 2023

Pumpkin Party

Not slang

My first real pumpkin! And to celebrate I invited all pumpkin users in the area; throw a little pumpkin party... I hope that's not slang...

by Scatt the Waz October 30, 2020

Pumpkinsexual

A pumpkinsexual is someone that is sexually attracted to pumpkins. Though no conclusive evidence has been compiled it has been rumored that Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, being one of the first people to possibly be pumpkinsexual and homophobic.

"Hey Monty. Have you heard that Pastor McMurtry might be Pumpkinsexual."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really know."

by Halloween Cannon June 4, 2019

this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

A quote from the god of sass Gerard Way. Meaning: it's easy duh!

"this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

by GerardWayIsSoSassy October 1, 2013