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Pump Fuck 

When a hand applies force to the penis to create pleasure
Kiersten: Oh Chad I could Pump Fuck you for hours
Chad : Damn I need to take A Leak!
Kiersten : Ok baby ill wait!
Chad: AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!
Kiersten : What the fuck really in my bed and all over me!
Chad: You said you would Pump Fuck Me for hours I didn't want to miss out!
Kiersten : You could have went to the bathroom and then came back!
Chad : I should probally go since the bed is all wet and smelly!
Kiersten : You fuckin asshole!
Pump Fuck by SlopNChop April 4, 2017
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Pump Fuck 

Similar to the pump fake, just in a sexual situation.
"Dude, We thought derek was totally going to bang tina, but he gave her the pump fuck and banged susan!"

Fuck Pump 

I went over to her place and she sucked on my fuck pump all night.
Fuck Pump by FatherMurder January 2, 2023

catch me fuck me pump

Shoes women wear, with high heels, for loose bitches.
That girl got some catch me fuck me pumps on!
catch me fuck me pump by Dj Ekko December 2, 2017

Pump Fucked 

The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:

A) Out of order

OR

B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop
Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."
Pump Fucked by JBone007 June 17, 2009

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026