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Definitions by JBone007

The Middle School 

Verb: When a girl flinches when you finish on her face and you punch her twice for flinching
Guy 1"Why does she have a bruised arm?"

Guy 2"I gave her The Middle School last night"

Guy 1 "She shouldn't have flinched then!"
The Middle School by jbone007 November 25, 2013

Pump Fucked 

The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:

A) Out of order

OR

B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop
Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."
Pump Fucked by JBone007 June 17, 2009