Pulled a Pete 

When you do something incredibly stupid like wearing your shoes on the wrong feet the entire night then making a comment like "damn I hate these shoes they hurt"

Billy, you pulled the biggest Pete ever last night. Can't believe you got arrested!

Damn, I pulled a Pete and left my wallet at home.

Don't pull Pete's

Pulled a Pete by DJMALO August 4, 2013

Pulled a "Pete" 

Acting carelessly or foolishly in order to complicate any simple task into a highly complicated event.

Pulling a "Pete"
-used in a sentence-
F&*K what time is it? 1:30!?! my midterm was due at midnight!!! FMLL
bro... u just Pulled a "Pete"

Pulled a "Pete" by Daddy_Warbucks May 1, 2011

pulled a Peter Coffin 

Peter Coffin is a youtube comedian or whatever. He kept insulting Xiaxue (Wendy Cheng the blogger) so she did some research.

She kicked his ass.

He retaliated.

She kicked his ass AGAIN. So hard.

And thus, to pull a Peter Coffin is to be a HORRIFIC failure. For more description of how badly he failed, visit Xiaxue's blog.

Yo I didn't study for that test... definitely pulled a Peter Coffin, Langtree is gonna slap me so hard...

pulled a Peter Coffin by jang.mi April 10, 2011

he pulled a peterson 

when a coworker goes on break at work and when he/she is supposed to come back from break instead either calls the store to notify hes quit or just doesnt return at all.

Worker #1: yo where's mike at? Isn't his break over?

Worker #2: nah he pulled a peterson

Worker #1: ohhh shit! he did wanna leave too!

he pulled a peterson by Vahn Strife June 18, 2010

Pulled a Peter 

-To tell a absurd lie
-To over exaggerate about a past situation
-To be a douche

Guy 1: Man I slept with those 3 girls yesterday.
Guy2: Yeah right man, you just pulled a peter.

Pulled a Peter by ty4inv September 11, 2010

pulled a peter 

jizzed or, ejaculating in ones pants

that girl was so hot i almost pulled a peter!

pulled a peter by Dan Simmions April 29, 2011

Pulled a Peter 

To claim a project is finished when in reality it’s fucked up beyond repair.

I tried to fix my furnace but I pulled a Peter and all the oil leaked into the wetlands.

Pulled a Peter by Meatstick68 August 18, 2023