Definitions by Meatstick68

Lady in Red

When you hook up with a lady wearing red who is twice your age and feel shame.

What did you do to the lady in red? She is old enough to be your mother

Lady in Red by Meatstick68 September 9, 2026

Caught a glimpse

When one is home nude walking around and whilst passing a mirror they catch a glimpse of themselves and immediately get so turned on they pleasure themselves.

I was walking nude to the f ridge when I passed a mirror and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and became aroused

Caught a glimpse by Meatstick68 September 9, 2026

Pulled a Peter 

To claim a project is finished when in reality it’s fucked up beyond repair.

I tried to fix my furnace but I pulled a Peter and all the oil leaked into the wetlands.

Pulled a Peter by Meatstick68 August 18, 2023