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I Pulled a Bryan

You broke so something or did something stuipd
Orville: *Breaks Carpet* OH NO I PULLED A BRYAN
Bryan: HEY
I Pulled a Bryan by Evil Bryan December 13, 2019

Pulled a Mai and Bryan 

When a couple gets together, they alienate all their existing friends so they can spend all their free time with each other. As the time passes, the couple slowly lose their friends by always hanging out with each other. In the end, they are no longer part of a circle of friends, but rather a line that connects them to each other.

The term was coined off an actual couple named Mai and Bryan who are still sucking each other's faces off, much to the dismay of the people around them.
Ben: Hey, want to go to the movies?
Sally: Sure, why not. Who do you want to invite? Alice?
Ben:Oh.. well Alice and I don't really chill anymore, ever since she met Bill.
Sally: What happened?
Ben: She pulled a Mai and Bryan.
Sally: Oh, I see. Her loss.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012