pullan 

mentally deficient masturbater, a fucktard

Jean: That jerk is such a pullan.

Jill: Yeah, he thinks he's God's gift to everything but he's such a pill

pullan by Pedro Gonzales April 15, 2007

Pullan 

A very vengeful kill. It includes plucking the eyeballs and harshly removing the aorta and the saliva glands. Very painful and bad.

The angry man threatened to pullan the thief.

Pullan by Luck Buck January 4, 2017

pullan 

When you take something that somebody said and one up them.

I use to play for my highschool football team (not a pullan)

Oh yeah? I use to play for the cowboys but my leg is all messed up so they removed me from the team. It happen when I got done playing Michael Jordan in basketball... Which I won that why I hurt my leg. (pullan)

dude you just did a chris pullan

pullan by hyundaiop July 9, 2011

Pulling a Sound of Music 

Gallivanting with exuberance through a valley, over a hill, across a field, or into a sunset. Usually performed until physical exhaustion resulting in collapse.

Internal Monologue- “I need to be writing, but my writers block makes me wants to take off running into the wheat field around this building, arms stretched wide, until I collapse. I can just imagine judgmental eyes starring on from the parking lot as they silently ponder the reason why I’m “Pulling a Sound of Music” this afternoon. “Did he get fired?” “Is someone chasing him?” “Should we run too?” When I tire, I’ll take a swan dive into the wheat and disappear below the stocks; out of sight. That’s where I’ll lie until I can come to grips with sitting at my desk for the rest of the day. I’m sure security will be called due to this strange behavior and they’ll surely investigate only to find me slowly disappearing out of sight and into the Kansas abyss. They’ll laugh and dub me the “Wheat Runner”. A slow walk back will return me to the building and my desk where I will, of course, deny ever having done such a thing despite the numerous eye witness accounts.

Pulling a Sound of Music by Darren Besert March 29, 2017

Pulling a parkes 

Pulling a parkes is the art of talking on mute during a zoom meeting, not just once, but multiple times in the same meeting. It requires a set skill to have this happen multiple times during the same meeting that only a parkes could pull off.

"Hey bud, you're pulling a parkes and need to unmute so we can proceed with the meeting, this is the fifth time you've done that just stay unmuted."

Pulling a parkes by smartesthumanalive January 25, 2021

Pulling a Dre 

The act of getting a real loaded gun ripped out of your hands by 2 little children during the act of an armed robbery. involves getting your ass beat, kicked and robbed after the robbery too depending on how busy the little children are.

Person 1: Ey Dre Rob this nigga on craigslist for me.

Dre: *Comes home empty handed after serving 8 months for home invasion*

Person 1: "Where's the meal? My children havent ate in 8 months MF"

Dre: *cries*

Dre: "They They They The They... GOT THE GUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYY" *Cries like a baby*

Person 1: "Dammit Dre if you be pulling yoself one mo mf time homie"

Dre: "I aint pulling a dre, I promise 😭😭😭😭😭"

Pulling a Dre by The_Devil_made ur_GIRL_CRY_469 December 6, 2021

Pulling a Mordecai 

Never making a move, while not knowing what to do with your hands.

Rigby: "Ahh, stop texting CJ! Just tell her u like her and quit pulling a Mordecai!"

Mordecai: "What? That's not a thing."

Rigby: "Uh, I'm Moredecai. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with my hands."

Pulling a Mordecai by Kingto Ultimus May 16, 2014