Pull a Jess 

The action of stopping abruptly to communicate with someone without any prior warning. It also includes the action of not returning emails by periods, coming back, apologizing for not replying, and then going at it again. All these actions are usually done in the midst of a virtual dating / chatting process.

- Got any news of that girl from Ottawa recently?
- Well we wrote for awhile, but since last week, nothing!
- Hah! She pulled a Jess on you!

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- You're not going to pull a Jess on me, are you?
- *lol* no! i'll be there, don't worry!

Pull a Jess by Ulvain February 25, 2008

Pull a Jessica Simpson 

Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.

Pull a Jessica Simpson :

Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.

Pull a Jessica Simpson by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010

PULL A JESSE GONZALES 

To be such a cocky jerk that no one ever wants to talk to you again

John: I"m the best ever, no one will ever touch me.

Lupe: dude, don"t pull a jesse gonzales

PULL A JESSE GONZALES by A MAD FAN October 2, 2011

Pull a Jessica

"Pulling a Jessica," is the opposite of PTSD or latent memory. You remember things so vividly and exactly no one believes you.

The breakfast sandwich was so delectable he could not even, "Pull a Jessica," to remember how it made him feel sick.

Pull a Jessica by Anticelestialbeatbox April 25, 2023

pull a Jessi 

when you do everything besides have sex with a man.

“dude did you really fuck or did you just pull a Jessi?”

pull a Jessi by butternut235 January 19, 2024