Pull a Chris

Doing something incredibly stupid financially and then having other people pay for you

Mooching when you have the means to get it yourself

Spending all your money on a frivolous trip to get with a girl who has no interest in you
Person 1: Don't buy that dude, you won't have enough money for rent
Person 2: Yeah, yeah but I really like it
Person 1: dude, don't pull a Chris

person1 : hey can I bum some cigarettes?
Person 2: it's my last one but sure dude
person 1: thanks, I gotta go to the store quick, be right back.
*Person 1 comes back with his own pack*

Person 2: Way to pull a Chris, dude
by Duke Derpleheim October 12, 2013
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Pulled a chris

To ejaculate in your pants without proper provacation.
Dood, I pulled a chris as I got off the train yesterday.
by CTA12345 October 14, 2009
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Pulling a Chris

Walking into a random car without any context whatsoever
by Yelsniadel March 19, 2019
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Pulled a Chris

To be a cry baby over the smallest thing or to bitch when things don’t go your way
Richie pulled a Chris at the bowling alley last night. He left because he wasn’t winning.

Martha pulled a Chris last week when I showed up to our date late by 3 minutes.
by Mighty-Tuna February 20, 2020
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Pulling a Chris

Shitting yourself at work.
Are you pulling a Chris right now, because it smells like shit in here.

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Why did you just call your mom and ask for extra underwear, are you pulling a Chrs?
by TomCat_1020 November 08, 2019
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Pulling a Chris

The act of promising to do something only to take a shit, masturbate then fall asleep and not do what was promised.
Man, I was gonna get on discord but I was pulling a Chris and didn't.
by Hawtsloppytoppy March 21, 2021
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