Pull a Batman 

When you have to do one of two things:
1) Beat the ever living shit out of someone because they did something to tick you off.
2: You have to do incredible detective work to figure something out, IG: to find out who a friend likes, to find out where you put something, to find out who's been talking junk, etc.
Commonly associated with Batman this bitch.

1. Man, Frank's been pissing me off lately. I think I'm gonna have to Batman this bitch.
2: "Wait Joe, who do you like?"
"I'm not telling you."
"Fine. I'll just pull a Batman and figure it out."

Pull a Batman by SteelNick November 28, 2015

Pull a Bartman 

To cause, by some dickhead blunder, the catastrophic failure of something critical to your success in life...the way Steve Bartman caused the biblical implosion of the Chicago Cubs in the 2003 National League Playoffs.

Yeah, he's hitting that tonight for sure!... less he Pull a Bartman.

Dude #1: Naw, he didn't get the job... he pulled a Bartman.
Dude #2: No fuckin' way! th' fuck happened??
Dude #1: He farted in the interview and pretended he didn't hear anything.

Pull a Bartman by rayman8r February 21, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016