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punologist 

A player of words, a mangler of the English language. Best avoided.
Yankee Dude: Hey Limey! What's propaganda?
Limey Dude (closet punologist): A real male goose! (runs away)
ie. Proper Gander. (ie. male goose)
Now Do You Get It?
punologist by The Occupant February 28, 2008

purpologist 

A regular pot head. Mainly of the "purp"... Also The derb.... the derby..the sack derby
IM a purpologist..Im a professional pot head
purpologist by chance mcmalara December 13, 2006

Pussologist 

A male with in depth knowledge of the female genitalia and heterosexual sex practices. Often provides advice to the sexually challenged through anecdotes, diagrams and group porn viewing sessions. Can typically be found napping on the couch. Should you need immediate assistance "fuck your life"
Guy: I don't know why I can't get my girl off.
Friend: You should go wake up the Pussologist.
Pussologist by LarkSpark October 17, 2008

guffologist 

This is the definition of someone who is a connoisseur of farts. They perhaps may know too much about farts. They think about stink 24/7.
"Good god what have you been eating... do we need to call a Guffologist?'
guffologist by Jesus says November 2, 2019

Muffologist 

1) One who samples fine and/or exotic muff.

2) One who samples large amounts of muff, fine and exotic or not.
That Colin Farrell is a bit of a muffologist by all accounts.
Muffologist by Scotsdave August 30, 2005

pustologist

The one who is certified in the skilled art of pimple popping
My girlfriend is studying to be a pustologist, and she practices by popping the zits on my back.
pustologist by skarda March 30, 2009