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Puddling out 

Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, piss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be Puddled the fuck out. Can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the hell out.
Most Alcoholics and Fratboys Puddle out from time to time. David Hasselhoff, That dude grabbed my girls tit so I puddled his ass out. I gotta go home I'm Puddling out.
Puddling out by Belial 7809 December 28, 2008
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Paddling Out 

When a guy fingers two girls at the same time. Similar to skiing.
Guy A: Did you see Sean leave with those two dimes?

Guy B: Yea, I heard he went paddling out in the parking lot.