Puddling

During sex, a woman releases a decent sized puddle unto the man and/or sheets. This is not urine.
Dammit honey, you are puddling all over me!

Need to wash these sheets again, my girlfriend puddled last night.

I'm gonna fuck you so good that I make you puddle!
by FapinaDerpina June 28, 2012
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Puddling

The act of driving through large puddles of rainwater in cars, creating massive sprays of water. Filming these acts is a common practice, as is hosting said videos on YouTube. Other common practices include spraying people nearby the puddles, spraying cars that are nearby, and driving through puddles while the passengers stick their heads out the windows.
"Dude, do you want to go puddling tonight? It's supposed to rain. Last time, we sprayed about 15 feet high."
by Robb the Casbah May 09, 2006
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Puddling

The process by which a shot of (mostly) hard alcohol is mixed in the mouth with another alcohol to mask the taste of the shot.
Martin was supposed to do a forfeit shot, but he got punched because his practice of puddling was deemed too cowardly.
by MisterLC August 26, 2016
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The act of washing ones parts while squatting next to a fuel pump or while squatting between parked trucks or cars. This is done by scooping water up from the ground with your hands (preferably after a rain shower).
To stay fresh, the lot lizard had to do some puddling between tricks
by SaltyWhale1 May 12, 2013
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Puddled is a slang word used in England's north midlands (and possibly further north) to mean that someone is mad, stupid, or unpredictable.
"his missis is as puddled as fuck, but I'd still give 'er one"
by Antman of NZ April 14, 2016
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Puddle

Female chode; wider than it is deep.
Your mate Jim has a chode; he’d be ideal for your friend Jane, she’s got a rite puddle.
by The Chuddler? December 31, 2019
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Tripping extremely hard on LSD. Thoughts and senses amist. Could be scary or pleasant. Commonly used in the hippy culture.
Man, I was puddled during the second set of that Phish concert. I didn't recognize any of my friends and thought Jerry Garcia had risen from the dead and taken the stage.
by mcword October 21, 2006
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