Pucker Horse 

This marvel is a merely an unfortunate person who has gums like a horse because his/her teeth are visible only subtly, while the gums look ample and luxurious. Although pucker horses are uncommon, you can spot them as soon as they smile.

She's definitely a pucker horse with that dreadful smile!

Pucker Horse by Beebs83 January 18, 2009

horse-puckey 

something or someone that is worthless or of no value

what he said is horse-puckey

horse-puckey by nate vargas July 16, 2006

horse puckey cat 

A cat whos ass smells like horse shit.
Cats putting their litterbox muscles in your face is not as uncommon as one might think, so you can get a snootful fairly readily. :-/

Piss you!!! My f'in cat is a true horse puckey cat if ever there was one!!!

horse puckey cat by Telephony April 24, 2015

Horse-Puckey 

Absolute bullshit. The speaker will say this in an effort to sound like they aren't cursing. This is also an indicator of someone most likely over the age of 50.

Now that's just horse-pucky.

Horse-puckey: in other words, that's just bullshit. Only put in a more classy sounding format.

Horse-Puckey by Русский язык Ameriкan April 2, 2017

or some such horse puckey 

Means the same as or some shit; literally translated, it means, "or something like that".

(Guy #1): So the Mariners and the Braves are going at it in this year's World Series?
(Guy #2): Yeah, I hear that it's gonna be a pitcher's duel or or some such horse puckey.

or some such horse puckey by Telephony November 20, 2021