Public Butt

Public seats are dirty....just use your imagination. Once you sit your pants down on a public seat, you now have "public butt" because whatever disgusting stuff that was on the seat (from the thousands of other butts that have sat there) is now on your pants. For all you know, the guy that sat in that seat before you could of had some diarrhea that leaked through his pants and now its rubbing off on yours. Disgusting isn't it. One should think twice about tainting seats, beds, or couches in their house once they have "public butt."

Don't sit your "public butt" on my clean bed sheets.

Public Butt by Empty Bin February 1, 2013

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Public Toilet Butt

The state of your butt when you stand up from a public toilet, particularly when it has someone else's pee on it. The overwhelming disgusted feeling that you suddenly have and the mental vows that you make to never make this mistake again. Your desperate attempt to wipe the foreign pee off your butt by rubbing it against the inside of your pants. Ewwww.

Great mirror in there but I just got Public Toilet Butt.

Public Toilet Butt by Tidy Tova November 5, 2014

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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